Melia Suez
[Sung to the tune of “I Like a Moose.”]
When I was a newbie I worshipped just two;
I’d honor the sun and dance with the moon.
But the world seemed too rich to settle on a deuce
Now I honor the Greek Gods, including Lord Zeus
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Zeus, Zeus, I honor Zeus
I’ve never know a god quite like Lord Zeus
I’ve honored many gods, I’ve been quite diffuse
But there is not another god quite like Lord Zeus.
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I’ve found many gods that were attractive to me.
An’ with a few of them, I will always agree,
But there is only one whose given me the goose.
I sure hope Hera is not readying my noose.
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I’ve honored the Gods of the whole Celtic race
I’d honor them still if I could get to their place.
I’ve honored the two, the many and the one
But only with Lord Zeus have I had so much fun.
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Whenever I feels I’m in need of relief,
I goes to my altar and calls on the chief.
I take out the cookies and pass them around
‘Cos Lord Zeus always comes when there’s sweets to be found
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Many other gods seem distant or hidden,
Narrow, specialized or just beyond my ken.
Domestic and wild, in the Heavens or down low
The almighty Zeus is there wherever I go
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